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SECRET WARS

December 14, 2011 | 1:04 PM | By trades_department | In General

Hey Gang,

Imagine a boy summoned across the stars by the unbelievably powerful BEYONDER to the mysterious planet known as Battleworld - with the promise of the ultimate prize… All that he desires!

Well, this happened to me! I was summoned to Battleworld because even with all his power, the Beyonder still wasn't capable of replacing a 3 3/4" O-ring in his bathroom sink! When it was time for my wish, I told him, "Y'know what? I'm tired of dealing with garbage every day! I'd give my two front teeth to be more! Much More!"

And with a smile and a snap of his fingers >FWoOosh< I found myself with a brand new costume and a brand new job! The MARVEL TRADESJANITOR was born! Sure I was still fixing stuff, but it was amazing artwork! Classic stories that I had 'marveled' at as a boy! I was helping to preserve and restore them for every other fanboy that'd come after me! People at MARVEL, the comic company I grew up on, not only wave to me, but  they know my name! And as a sweet bonus, the Beyonder even threw in this blog! Whutta guy!




But my trip wasn't the only one to BATTLEWORLD. All your favorite Marvel super heroes went there as well in the first ever company-wide crossover that changed the comic book industry forever!!!

SECRET WARS



and if that's not enough….
SECRET WARS II



Also this week:
SECRET WARRIORS VOL.5: NIGHT


WOLVERINE AND JUBILEE: CURSE OF THE MUTANTS


ESSENTIAL FANTASTIC FOUR VOL.3

See you next week,

Nelson Ribeiro

TradesJanitor

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Careful with that symbiote janitor suit, it may bond to your DNA and turn you into a mean trades janitor! If it does bond with you and you're able to shake it off, FOR SURE don't let it bond with your trades department rival who lifts buckets filled with ink hanging from a broom stick!

Roth-Man - December 14, 2011 | 8:05 AM

@Roth-Man,
Could you be referring to Alex Starbrock?

trades_department - December 14, 2011 | 3:05 PM

Secert Wars preserved; also preserve fan art.

Chamberpsi - December 14, 2011 | 4:05 PM

@trades_department, yes the very same...I tip my fedora to you sir...very clever indeed

Roth-Man - December 14, 2011 | 11:05 AM

Got that e-mail from "Spider-man Turn Off The Dark" for assistance. Although I didn't get paid, I was happy to help my favorite superhero!!

superlaundrybag - December 14, 2011 | 10:05 PM

Hey wasn't sure where to post or ask this question - I could use some help! I have a "How to Draw Comics the Marvel Way by Stan Lee and John Buscema dated 1978 and it is signed by both authors. Can someone tell me what it might be worth - I am interested in selling it! Thanks for your time!

djblueis - December 16, 2011 | 9:05 PM

Is that Ed McGuiness doing the Secret Wars II cover? Looks pretty cool! :)

robotswt - December 17, 2011 | 11:05 AM

What's with the rumor of a Secret Wars III? Anybody?

Carloshll726 - February 21, 2012 | 7:05 PM

@Carloshll726
The rumor about Secret Wars III is that it'll probably happen sometime before Secret Wars IV. Unless Kang is involved because he's a time traveller, then it can happen at any time!!

trades_department - February 22, 2012 | 10:05 AM